Tuesday, December 14, 2010

I hate Time Lapses!

So today I thought it was still october, I hope that explains everything you may be asking. I think somehow down the street I fell into a wormhole that fed me hallucinogenic drugs to think it is still October 1st, 2010. Wow how time really does fly when you try to do every little thing on the face of the EARTH! Don't you fricken hate that? You are staring at a calender, tie your shoes, then BOOM! Its a new year! I hope this explains my current predicament. Anyone have problems where they totally forgot what year you were in? I want to hear some juicy gossip!

Friday, October 1, 2010

I hate Writers Block!!!

You know what I hate more then anything?? Fing Writing Fing Block!!


It happens to most of us, Sometimes you get ready to write your 20 page paper due tomorrow and your brain like turns to tofu! There is nothing in your head! So you try to go for hours thinking of something to write down. You start jotting ideas you only thought of when you were 8. The wonders of Transformers? That is a great essay right? Then half way you remember that you have to cite your sources in this paper and there is no way in hell you can get sources from your stupid fing paper. You go on wikipedia to find quotes! Did Megatron really right this and is it appropriate for philosophy class? Sure why not!! 2 weeks later, You get a D. This all happens with writers block! I actually had writers block when trying to think of a new topic so here it is.



Don't you hate writers block? Tell me your damn stories about it, I want some funny stories so we can mock you.

Friday, September 17, 2010

How is that F***ing weather?

This weather is pissing me off I swear. I don't know if it is this so called global warming, I don't know if is the sun's new cycle, Maybe there is a superior creator who wants to piss everyone off. What the F*** is with the weather!!!??? Where I live in New Jersey, the summer was so horrible in the end June that it was hotter then Southern Alabama. In some parts of New Jersey, Tornado's hit this summer as well. Now I hear that Russia has seen its biggest drought in 50 years. It has caused raging forest fires around its grand nation. Even India is covered with floods. WHAT THE HELL? How the hell is the weather where you are?? Anything crazy going on? I want to now worldwide what is going on with the weather. Anything unusual?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

What the F is up with the price of textbooks???

You know what I (Bad Word) hate?!?! I was trying to go to my universities bookstore to buy a 200 soft cover book for my Non-Lit class with a $15 dollar bill in my hand. (Do not ask how.) The (Bad Word) tag under the book read almost triple that! This is outrageous. Who the (Bad Word) is going to buy a book for $50? Tell you want, if any of my textbooks cost over $300, I will just have to make my own hand printed textbooks. I will need to borrow a textbook from one of my poor classmates, go in my corner under a candle light, and then hand write the whole thing like in the old medieval days. What should we do to stop this outrageous raise in book prices!?
You tell me!

PS: Bought the same book on ebay, for 1 cent. Not kidding! Check that (Bad Word) out!