How is that F***ing weather?

This weather is pissing me off I swear. I don't know if it is this so called global warming, I don't know if is the sun's new cycle, Maybe there is a superior creator who wants to piss everyone off. What the F*** is with the weather!!!??? Where I live in New Jersey, the summer was so horrible in the end June that it was hotter then Southern Alabama. In some parts of New Jersey, Tornado's hit this summer as well. Now I hear that Russia has seen its biggest drought in 50 years. It has caused raging forest fires around its grand nation. Even India is covered with floods. WHAT THE HELL? How the hell is the weather where you are?? Anything crazy going on? I want to now worldwide what is going on with the weather. Anything unusual?

What the F is up with the price of textbooks???

You know what I (Bad Word) hate?!?! I was trying to go to my universities bookstore to buy a 200 soft cover book for my Non-Lit class with a $15 dollar bill in my hand. (Do not ask how.) The (Bad Word) tag under the book read almost triple that! This is outrageous. Who the (Bad Word) is going to buy a book for $50? Tell you want, if any of my textbooks cost over $300, I will just have to make my own hand printed textbooks. I will need to borrow a textbook from one of my poor classmates, go in my corner under a candle light, and then hand write the whole thing like in the old medieval days. What should we do to stop this outrageous raise in book prices!?
You tell me!

PS: Bought the same book on ebay, for 1 cent. Not kidding! Check that (Bad Word) out!